So Zane and I went hiking last weekend. We took the Dockery Lake Trail, just south of Suches, Ga, up to the Appalachian Trail, and then to Preaching Rock.
The hike started as most of our hikes have, with the rain coming shortly after getting on the trail. It wasn’t too bad though as we were under significant tree cover for most of it, and only felt drops occasionally. The trail was quite pretty with several rocky sections, a couple of groves of Mountain Laurel or Rhododendron, and a few pine forests with no undergrowth. The hike up the mountain wasn’t bad, and the camp site at Preaching Rock was certainly worth it. One way mileage was about 5 miles.
After making camp, we started a campfire (the burning ban wasn’t in effect for this part of the trail, we checked first), and broke out the rum. Zane bought a large bottle of Captain Morgan’s Silver on the way to the trail head, and poured some into a couple empty containers he’d brought. I got the 20oz Mountain Dew bottle… and drank the whole thing.
Stumbling around drunk on mountain rocks with a pretty large drop some 50 feet away is not the smartest thing in the world. I’ve got the severely bruised pinky toe to prove it! The funny thing is, I don’t actually remember when I decided to kick the granite and I only vaguely remember it hurting slightly that night. I sure as heck noticed it the next day however. Even still, the rum made sleeping on the ground very easy, and I woke up to a beautiful view.
The plan for the morning was to hike down the mountain a ways to fill up on water and then return to camp and cook sweet potato pancakes & sausage for breakfast. We got about a mile down the trail when I felt a pain on my leg. I looked down to see a yellow jacket stinging me….. and another 2 flying in for the kill. Even knowing that yellow jackets are attracted to movement, the instinct is to flee. So down the mountain we ran, and at one of the steepest points thus far on the trail. It wasn’t until finally getting away from the yellow devil bugs that we realized our stupidity. We ran the way we were moving, and that means we now have to go back through them. At some point in fleeing, Zane had also turned his ankle slightly. Way to ruin the day yellow jackets, thanks!
After slowly walking back past the attack site, and somehow not attracting a second attack squad, we decided to cut our losses and pack up and head back towards the car. We at least knew where the water was in that direction. The bad part about that decision was that I was completely out of water, and Zane was very low. The mild dehydration risk compounded by the 20 ounces of rum still in my gut and the nearly complete lack of food made for a less than pleasant return trip. By the time we finally made it to the car, my stomach was doing it’s best to punish me for the previous nights adventures, and it continued to do so all the way home until I finally was able to put some food in me.
So the 2 cent summary is, Preaching Rock is great, but too much rum and hiking is most certainly NOT!




