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	<title>FatRatz &#187; Pure Randomness</title>
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		<title>Karma &amp; Maytag</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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I think perhaps I&#8217;ve accumulated some bad karma because it seems that it&#8217;s just one thing after another lately.
First I wreck my car, then the check engine light comes on after I pick it up from being fixed. The check engine light turned out to be nothing, but it still caused some stress [...]]]></description>
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<p>I think perhaps I&#8217;ve accumulated some bad karma because it seems that it&#8217;s just one thing after another lately.</p>
<p>First I <a href="http://www.fatratz.com/not-the-best-way-to-start-a-friday/">wreck my car</a>, then the check engine light comes on after I pick it up from being fixed. The check engine light turned out to be nothing, but it still caused some stress at first. Now it&#8217;s the refrigerator.</p>
<p>Today I come home to find out that the fridge, which has been leaking and warping the wood floors in the kitchen, has quit completely.  It&#8217;s running like crazy and not cooling at all. The only upside here is that it&#8217;s a <a href="http://www.maytag.com/home.jsp">Maytag</a>.</p>
<p>Maytag&#8217;s website rocks. I was able to schedule a repair appointment just by going to their <a href="http://www.maytag.com/support/service_parts.jsp">Service &amp; Parts</a> support page. Enter my information, select the right appliance, the trouble I&#8217;m having, select from a list of available appointments with local repair services, and hit submit. Seconds later I&#8217;ve got a confirmation in my email. It can&#8217;t be much simpler than that.</p>
<p>So maybe it&#8217;s bad karma, maybe it&#8217;s not. But trust me on Maytag&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wear_Sunscreen">wear sunscreen</a></p>
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		<title>Not the best way to start a Friday</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:05:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay,  so here’s the situation&#8230;
I’m traveling in the far left lane of I-85 southbound.  I see the sign for the HOV lane and proceed to change lanes to the right.  Just after I do, everyone in the lane I’ve just moved to stops.  I slam the brakes, but it’s not enough.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay,  so here’s the situation&#8230;</p>
<p>I’m traveling in the far left lane of I-85 southbound.  I see the sign for the HOV lane and proceed to change lanes to the right.  Just after I do, everyone in the lane I’ve just moved to stops.  I slam the brakes, but it’s not enough.</p>
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		<title>The Broken Fishstick blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:06:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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It may not make any sense considering that it&#8217;s been six months since my last update here, but I&#8217;m working on a new blog.  Broken Fishstick was setup to allow Zane and I to track the planning of our escape.
If you don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m talking about, our plan is to pick [...]]]></description>
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<p>It may not make any sense considering that it&#8217;s been six months since my last update here, but I&#8217;m working on a new blog.  <a href="http://brokenfishstick.blogspot.com">Broken Fishstick</a> was setup to allow Zane and I to track the planning of our escape.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m talking about, our plan is to pick up everything, move onto a sailing catamaran, and sail the world.  Check out <a href="http://brokenfishstick.blogspot.com">Broken Fishstick</a> if you want anymore information.  We&#8217;re both going to be posting various things about the whole process over the next several years.  So head over there and tell us how crazy we are, but don&#8217;t be surprised if the only response you get is &#8220;Yup!&#8221; </p>
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		<title>Irony</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the years go by I continue to strive towards that ever elusive aspect of life known as happiness.  I&#8217;ve been able to zero in on it from time to time by examining my psyche at different points along the way and eliminating the non-happy times.  For example, I know that driving to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As the years go by I continue to strive towards that ever elusive aspect of life known as happiness.  I&#8217;ve been able to zero in on it from time to time by examining my psyche at different points along the way and eliminating the non-happy times.  For example, I know that driving to the hospital and nearly passing out due to the kidney stone moving around is not happiness.  Neither is watching your mother fight a losing battle with cancer what I consider a happy point in life.  Through this process I have found that the one thing that consistently seems to facilitate happiness for me is freedom.</p>
<p>I know what you&#8217;re saying, &#8220;But freedom is nearly as vague as happiness&#8221;,  and in most cases you&#8217;re correct.  The specific freedom I describe is fairly simply described as: &#8220;The ability to do/go when/where I want whenever the desire compels me&#8221;.  Sounds simple enough,  but life tends to make such a nomadic lifestyle difficult with things like jobs and bills to pay. So now I have a goal; adjust my life within the next 5 years so that I can live entirely on the move,  or at least not tied down to any specific area.</p>
<p>Even though it just somehow seems wrong, I&#8217;m laying out plans to allow me to live without plans.  First order of business,  cut expenses and sell off the accumulated <strong>stuff</strong>. Anyone need a couch?  Loveseat?  Car engine?</p>
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		<title>Apple Mafia?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 18:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year I bought a new iMac.  In less than a month it will reach that critical point that marks the end of the one-year warranty.  Sometime last week I received a snail-mail packet encouraging me to purchase an AppleCare Protection Plan. Today I received an email entitled Last chance to protect your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last year I bought a new iMac.  In less than a month it will reach that critical point that marks the end of the one-year warranty.  Sometime last week I received a snail-mail packet encouraging me to purchase an <a href="http://insideapple.apple.com/redir/cbx-cgi.do?v=2&amp;a=MAUpy%2BNLViLPGH8ig%2B6%2Ff9gVzpoB6XzXiczZXwnCdvCQkjHQ2Cf4qmqraNNyxhL0bIdlBIgcR3LR%2BxWYSw03EC5OgYEbokptjADfJ67hoGkrNlsPLK7dVVLNC1Hhl34q">AppleCare Protection Plan</a>. Today I received an email entitled <b>Last chance to protect your iMac</b>.  I almost expect Vinnie and his big cousin Tony on my doorstep making me an <i>offer I can&#8217;t refuse</i>.</p>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t know HTML for squat!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t Touch This!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:12:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I noticed this artistic gem while looking at a Powerpoint on Cometd from the Cometd website.  Not sure who it&#8217;s creator is, but they should be praised and shot at the same time.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I noticed this artistic gem while looking at a Powerpoint on Cometd from the <a href="http://www.cometd.com" target="_blank">Cometd website</a>.  Not sure who it&#8217;s creator is, but they should be praised and shot at the same time.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.fatratz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/canttouchthis.jpg" title="canttouchthis.jpg"><img src="http://www.fatratz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/canttouchthis.thumbnail.jpg" alt="canttouchthis.jpg" /></a></p>
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		<title>My Nerdliness</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/badge/nt2/27d59b019e9f12e5.png" alt="NerdTests.com says I'm an Uber Cool Light-Weight Nerd.  What are you?  Click here!"><br />
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		<title>There are no words to describe this.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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